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grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

neuksei:

even if u dont like miley cyrus u kinda do like miley cyrus

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

lostonhippyhill:

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

or reading the whole series before the tv show airs. Good for you.

(Source: moaninglisasmile)

proctalgia:

when someone you hate but everyone else loves gets called out on doing something stupid 

amazingzulisnotonfire:

happyhalloweenmotherfuckers:

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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this fucking gifset gets me every time

I think the climbing stairs one should be :Getting chased by the Exorcist

princessreason:

james franco went on a national morning talk show and admitted to trying to hook up with a 17 year old girl and the hosts laughed and thanked him for his honesty as if this were some embarrassing story at family dinner and not a potential felony what the hell

"Okay, here it is, your choice… it’s simple. Her or me. And I’m sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me."

- Meredith Grey - 'Bring the Pain'
(Season 2, Episode 5)  (via greys-anatomy-quotes)